“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*

Elmo commits murder

Elmo off the shits

"ELMO!"

"WHAT? YOU WANNA PIECE OF ELMO??"

The recipe said to add a little ginger…

Some of my favorite Saturns Devouring His Son

Furby | ASCII | Balloon | | Yoga Mat | Crochet | #1 Dad

Another Saturn for the compilation [source]

Toast | Slurpee

*Click*

It baffles me how many advertisers choose to spend their five seconds of guaranteed watch time not by saying anything about their product but instead talking about skipping the ad

Me at 3 years old after running too fast on the icy winter cement trying to beat my mom in a foot race to the grocery store:

anyone in this thread smoke weed

I love how linguists aren't mentioned in this ❤️ fork down the garbage disposal

there's nothing and i mean NOTHING i hate more than the female sloths from ice age

Anti-furry psy-ops.

What’s the issue? They aren’t SPLENDID, but if needed, a heterosexual man (such as myself) could imagine himself enjoying a night of carnal pleasure with them.

you're a freak, dude.

TIM DRAKE NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING????

incredibly, the architect behind both the building that melts cars in london and the building that burns people in las vegas foresaw this exact problem happening for BOTH buildings, did not do anything to prevent it, and describes the effect as "phenomenal". King