Hannah

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

*on my death bead* Nurse: any last words? Me: I never fucked Wayne i never fucked drake

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles

When your crush talks to you about the other people they like

Is there any sound as satisfying as a nice, strong heel click? I think not.

Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly

Me:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

i’m game

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

So sad to hear about the passing of Oscar de la Renta. His creativity and passion will always live on & inspire the fashion world.

Cheers! May you rest in peace.

Oscar de la Renta (via l1ttlebulldozer)

Oscar de la Renta Dead: Legendary Fashion Designer Dies At 82

ABC News has reported on Monday that legendary fashion designer Oscar de la Renta died at the age of 82. He was diagnosed with cancer in 2006.

(Giphy via Tumblr)

love 🐘🌸

friends like this are so great :) hannahjrue

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

graaciieeee

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep