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@notmikeyerg / notmikeyerg.tumblr.com

PA, been on here way too long
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lokiloo-blog

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.

Breaking Bad is actually just a fanfic the students in Mr. White’s class write about him because no one has any idea what he does with his free time and the running jokes about it got wildly out of hand.

I absolutely love all of these takes

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roach-works

all the saw movies are written by two 7 year old girls getting rid of their extra ken dolls

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wetheurban

Sometimes, you just gotta accept people for who they are, not who you want them to be, and for your own sanity, leave them where they’re at.

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fixation really is the root of suffering when it comes to idealizing someone. we dream and we fantisize about this person. we fall in love with potential which only feeds this desire. we are so quick to form endless daydreams and create a whole new person in our heads. by doing this, we paint a picture of this person in a completely different light from who they really are. through the disconnect between the person we created in our imagination, we set ourselves up for suffering; but really it’s self-inflicted. it’s the disconnect between our own version we imagined them as and the reality of who they actually are. you gain your power back by accepting someone for who they are, not for who they should be

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robertreich

Jeff Bezos's Amazon and Elon Musk's SpaceX are both fighting in court to have the National Labor Relations Board declared unconstitutional. Starbuck's and Trader Joe's joined them in separate lawsuits. All of these companies have a disgraceful history of worker abuse and union busting. All of them have been charged by the NLRB with hundreds of violations of workers’ organizing rights The NLRB is standing up to their union busting. That’s why they’re trying to destroy the NLRB. I'm going to do my best to keep you all informed about this case as it snakes its way through the courts. The future of unions may depend on the final verdict. http://dlvr.it/T49LM1

i mean this in the most literal and actual sense: we should actually kill these people in real life

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RIP Carl Weathers

Carl Weathers is up there in contention as my favorite actor. I've yet to find something he has been in where I didnt love him. Just an amazing man and actor. Action Jackson, Predator, In The Heat of the Night, Arrested Development, The Mandalorian, Happy Gilmore, all the Rocky movies, the list goes on and on. He is an absolute LEGEND!!! I am so so sad to hear he's passed. This one hurts man.

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Hate to say it but today we lost brother Wayne Kramer, guitarist of the Motor City Five. Wayne always worked against the grain musically and politically, always operating within some intertwinement of the two from his days as a domestic insurgent in the White Panther Party to his prisoner advocacy and prison music programs that occupied most of his later life. Rest in Power, a sad day for Detroit rock n roll.

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notmikeyerg

My younger brother and I started a doom/punk/space rock/whatever you wanna call it band, check out our first single its a doom metal song about dracula! follow us on instagram @ silvermachinepa if you want. releasing a full EP soon, you can also listen to this on spotify or any other streaming service

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