SO IT IS 2018 AND I WATCHED FMA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

and i brought you myrrh

myrrh-DER

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

I WON’T HESITATE

*pew*

And they were roommates!

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

two bros

Chilling in a

*huff*

*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*

AdUHM

“Please Do Not sit on furniture”

[hale appleman sitting on the furniture]

The Magicians + text posts (5/?)

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The Magicians + Onion Headline Part II

whats another magic pickup line that wont work?

Week Two: Friendships

Now for something different: Magicians + text posts

Bonus:

rey: “i’ve never felt so alone.”

kylo: “you’re not alone.”

rey: “neither are you.”

me:

Coco + Text Post Meme (2/?)

Apparently, I already made part 1 of this series because it didn’t fit in this one

The Songs of Pixar’s Coco  Español  |  English

(visually-free of heavy spoilers for now)

mr robot + landscape cinematography

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

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