SO IT IS 2018 AND I WATCHED FMA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag
OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-
this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form
this is the new meme for February, y’all
famous vines in text form
Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!
DU DU DU-
IM AN ADULT VIRGIN
CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!
No, this is a crayo-
I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
911, what’s your emergency?
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe
I COULD’VA DROPPED MY
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY
Calling people daddy is gross
Stop kink shaming me
Kink shaming IS my kink
HHA-AHH
What do you have?
A KNIFE!!!
NO!
Why does he have a knife?
ah, you can’t sit with us :)
actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have
and i brought you myrrh
myrrh-DER
I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.
Poseidon quivers before him!
…
fuck off!
I WON’T HESITATE
*pew*
And they were roommates!
WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T
FUCKING
LOVE YOU
two bros
Chilling in a
*huff*
*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*
AdUHM
“Please Do Not sit on furniture”
[hale appleman sitting on the furniture]
The Magicians + text posts (5/?)
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(insp.) | for @sadlittlenerdking
The Magicians + Onion Headline Part II
whats another magic pickup line that wont work?
Week Two: Friendships
Now for something different: Magicians + text posts
Bonus:
rey: “i’ve never felt so alone.”
kylo: “you’re not alone.”
rey: “neither are you.”
me:
Coco + Text Post Meme (2/?)
Apparently, I already made part 1 of this series because it didn’t fit in this one
The Songs of Pixar’s Coco Español | English
(visually-free of heavy spoilers for now)
mr robot + landscape cinematography
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.”
“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.
Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”
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