don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!
realized i never shared my rot series from beginner's ceramics 🍊 obviously pretty wonky + some cracking and weird glaze stuff, but i really loved every step of the process <3 hoping i get to do it again sometime
This is so cool! My favourite is the sagging one. It really feels like it would have that awful give if you picked it up.
ok idk if people on here are talking abt this idk if I’ve seen it but one of the funniest/most awkward things about the immediate aftermath of the queen’s death was audiences that night going to see musicals on the west end, specifically Wicked. apparently before the show some official came out and called for a minute or two of silence in honor of the queen. makes sense. silence concludes, lights come down, show begins. the overture begins very loudly with dramatic and fast-moving music, moves to a slower section, and at around the minute mark, becomes a very brassy, loud, cantankerous kind of aggressive melody. and then, after a minute of silence and a minute of overture, the audience is greeted with the first words of this musical, the words that have started the musical every night since 2003, now being sung loud and proud in london on September 8th, 2022:
“Good news! She’s dead!”
Using dissociate instead of zoning out. Describing a hobby as a hyperfixation. Saying nonverbal when you want a bit of quiet. Saying intrusive thoughts because that must mean an urge like to buy coffee or hair dye. Do you know feeling off sometimes is a sign of autism? Lying is gaslighting. Everyone I dislike is a narcissist.
"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything
You should be able to redo your vote on a tumblr poll. I'm haunted by my misclicks
HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK, LESBIANS!
(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad
I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
My niece had wanted to see the puppies tonight but I had to explain that they were still at home because they had tummy aches (white lie). And she wanted to know why.
@wolfchanw : Well, they went to the doctor today to have surgery to remove their testicles and now they have tummy aches
Niece: *thinking hard* Sometimes, when I go to the doctor and he removes MY testicles I get a tummy ache too!
To say I nearly died laughing....
your niece just like
medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.
me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you
peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali
it gets worse lmaoooo
world's coolest baby hands you a blunt
i meant to put this on my personal but i'll let it stand
these people are trying to understand kant. leave them alone avery
