“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
imagine if aliens found the dead body of a human being exploded in the vacuum of space and they started making fun of the mutilated corpse calling it “splatter alien” and saying it was the ugliest alien in the whole galexy. and then made stuffed animals of it to sell to their alien kids. that’s what happened on this planet to the blob fish
fight the slander. post pressurized blobfish
still a bit of a weird looking cunt if I'm being fully honest.
once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away
"rise and grind" okay uhhh rest and jest. bitch
I hate hate HATE that I require so much reassurance like things could be going perfectly fine but there’s always a part of me that believes that all of it is a lie
he gets me. he fucking gets me
Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
There's literally nothing better about something that just makes an entire room laugh harder and harder with every moment. No words, no explinations, no one talking, just pure laughter.
Gumby did not say that
he said this you son of a bitch
you cannot be putting two white guys with the same haircolor in the same movie how am i fuckin supposed to tell whos who what is this spot the difference
You have to give them costumes that signify who is who. Like Jacket and Sweater in Pacific Rim.
does anyone else get mischievous joy out of being nice sometimes? like “Haha, I knew you were going to be hungry so I got you your favorite food so I can surprise you with it being ready when you get here GOT YOU”
Ya'll read this thread ! It's not something I have actively thought about but I think they make a great point here.
This is very interesting!
Rebloging for awareness.
adding the rest of the thread because WOW. if that isn't it tho
"amab or afab" im alab experiment that went wrong
this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day
Same energy
[ID: two tweets. the first reads:
friend: I was named after my father
me: *aware of how time flows* correct
the second reads:
me: do you have any kids?
date: one son that’s just under two
me: yah i know how to count
/end ID]
The Fool symbolises the beginning of a long and fruitful journey. This card embodies innocence and naivete. The Fool usually indicates stepping into a world in which you are lacking experience but ready to spring forward anyway. It presents a choice to indulge your desires and embark on your wildest dreams without hesitation. Your optimism will protect you in these untested waters and will block out all the fear and doubts that usually come with beginning something new and hard.