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不思議な世界ねぇ

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86! I'm シュウ(Shuu). A my paced person who loves getting pats on the head. Tweets and Lunacy of Duke Venomania Light novel DP by: chumaru
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What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

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octoberreads

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

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runesandfaes

This is fucking hilarious

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lexiewrites
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is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

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grand-duc

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

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rcmclachlan

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

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johanirae

Anime Protags: I shall quit school at 16 years old to become the world tofu carving champion!

Me at 16: Yes! This is what life is about! Chase your dreams!

Me at 35: Dude is there a future in the Tofu carving industry? What is your fallback plan? Get your diploma first, you are 12 months from your final exam why are you quitting school?!

Getting older is realizing you passed the cut off for being “the chosen one” in most stories unless it’s lord of the rings and your adventure won’t start til later in life

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veenia

Sasuke Shinden Novel Spoilers      ( Sarada Teases Sasuke )

Sarada: Ah papa, have you told mama about this that you’re going out on this mission?

Sasuke: Yes 

Sarada: Really when?

Watching sarada’s shocked and doubtful expression , sasuke replied with a bitter smile.

Sasuke: When you’re asleep, i always talk with your mom about a lot of things, so you don’t have to worry about it.

Sarada: is that really true???

Sarada then had the urge of teasing her papa, she then grabbed his cape and told sasuke about this.

Sarada: papa the corner of your lip has mama’s lipstick stain.

Sasuke:……

After a brief silence and not a moment too soon, an emotionless Sasuke slowly lifted his thumb and tried wiping the stainless corner of his lips…he then realised something…Sadara had a smirk on her face.

Sarada: Just kidding! mama doesn’t even use lipstick….

Sasuke:……

Sasuke’s face had frozen a bit, he put his hand back down.

when papa fights he looks like a devil boss but now he is troubled by this kind of trick. and sarada loves it. 

my papa is the coolest and most handsome man ever, but at times he can become cute.

Sarada: Papa when ever we talk about anything related to mama, you just can’t keep your composure? 

Sasuke: Sarada…..

A troubled and confused Sasuke bends down and pokes her forehead.

Sasuke: i’ll tell you next time.  

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i just finished this drama called Nirvana In Fire and it’s honestly so good and heartwrenching. And i’m just screaming inside because i thought it had 64 episodes and i was watching episode 54 when i was like wait this feels like the ending??? and i saw that there wasn’t a next video and just ??? I DONT KNOWWWW my heart wasnt ready for this mistake, i didnt expect it to end for like another 10 episodes

*screams into a distance*

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@40mP 弟くん(3歳)と手つないで歩きながら 弟「なんでおつきさまぼくについてくるの?」 僕「弟くんのこと大好きだからだよ」 弟くんめっちゃ嬉しそうな顔

月に手を伸ばしながら歩く弟くん 僕「何してるの?」 弟「おつきさまとてつないでるの」

可愛すぎか...

40mP: While i was walking hand-in-hand with younger brother-kun** Him "Why is the moon following me" Me "Because it likes you very much~" After hearing that, he let out a super happy face

Younger brother-kun with his hand held up towards the moon as he walked Me "What are you doing?" Him "Holding hands with the moon"

He's too cute...

**Not his literal younger brother but his younger son who is 3 years old w

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@uni_mafumafu まふさか電話にて  ぷるるるる

さか「もしもし」ガチャッ

まふ「ねえねえ話そ~」

さか「...季節の話とかするか!」

まふ「最近あったかいよねぇ」

さか「...」

まふ「...」

さか「話すことないね」

まふ「うん またね」ガチャッ

数少ない友だちなのにまるで会話がはずまない

Mafumafu: The phone call between MafuSaka. pururu *ringing*

Saka: *picks up* "hello"

Mafu: "Hey hey let's talk~"

Saka: "... Let's talk about the seasons!"

Mafu: "It has become warm recently----"

Saka: "There isn't really anything to talk about, is there"

Mafu: "Ye there isn't so i guess bye" *puts down*

Even though he's one of my few friends,it's like i can't start a topic with him

@sakatandao ま、、まぁそんな時もあるさ。ちなみに今日は寒かった

@uni_mafumafu ねねね 今日の夜うちでゲームしない?ゲームしてから温泉いかない?

@sakatandao ほほう。だが今日はSランク級の任務があるのできびだんご。

@uni_mafumafu (´・ω;`)

Sakata: W-well... there's bound to be times like that. By the way, today was chilly

Mafumafu: Heyheyhey do you want to come over to my house tonight to game? And after that we can go to the hotsprings together!

Sakata: Oh? But i have a S-rank mission today so i can't

Mafumafu: (´・ω;`)

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@soraruru もう髪の毛めっちゃ伸びて切りにいかなきゃいけない感じになってしまっているんだけどなんでこんなに髪伸びるの早いの(´・ω・`)ゆっくりにする方法ないのか

Soraru: My hair has reached the length where i think i should really cut it but why is it that it grows so fast (´・ω・`) is there anyway to make it grow slower

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Anonymous asked:

so i was going through your uraichi tag and i came across that picture of ichigo crouched between urahara and yoruichi, and it got me thinking. what's she think of all of this?

I assume you mean in the SP!AU? Well, um.

Have I mentioned how much I hate writing Yoruichi pov

This takes place sometime after Ichigo graduates but before the convo with Kaien and Shinji.

Okay, here we go:

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