ok so im not going to be on anon bc i have no shame. i headcanon that estonia is like a fucking god with his fingers bc hes a huge nerd and all that typing pays off. also the fucking bedroom eyes can literally make anybody melt. like hot damn son you part snake or nah
((Down as hell with that shit tbh
IM GOING THROUGH YOUR BLOG (bc goals) AND I START DYING WHEN I SEE: '2ps are 10x more likely to have a daddy kink' SO NOW IM IMAGINING A RANDOM PERSON IDFK WALKING IN AND SAYING: 'good morning daddy~' IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING CONFERENCE AND IM WHEEZING (have a great day)
((I wish I had emojis on a laptop keyboard because then I could use that smirk emoji but nope .-.
Headcanon: Liechtenstein and Vietnam are the most vanilla among the Hetalia ladies. (I'm sorry, but the 'innocent girl with an dirty mind' character trope is too overrated, boring, cliché and unoriginal for Liechtenstein. Since she has no military, she's more likely be submissive.)
((I can get behind this anon))
What is happening to this blog it's like???? Dead??????
If you follow this blogs SFW counterpart, Scenarios of a Hetalian Kind, both blogs have been inactive for quite a while, however I should be getting back to it soon enough
-Mod Shady
How many asks did you have anyway? In the box.
47, not including scenarios in our drafts!
-Mod Shady
Does this mean the ask box is open to requests or no?
It will be as of next Saturday!
THE PERVY HAS RETUERNED TO US!!
:DDD Indeed it has.
Time to relearn how to write porn.
*GASPPPP* Is this blog active again/!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!
It will be soon my friend. I’ve fallen back into stride in terms of school and I’m 100% ready to take on both blogs again.
Be ready for the pervy.
-Mod Shady
IM GONNA FUCK THE EGYPTIAN
YOU FUCK THE EGYPTIAN ANON
yooooooo sex headcanons for germany ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Germany:
Any nsfw headcanons for Prussia?
Prussia:
could you please make a list of what would turn Russia on?
Could I have some NSFW kinks for Norway, Denmark, Turkey, The Italy Brothers, England, Prussia and Poland? Thank ya x
Norway: White stockings, roleplay, military uniform, ice play
Denmark: Hair pulling, rough play, biting, begging
Turkey: Voyeurism, smoking, partner wearing his clothes, begging
North Italy: White lingerie, thick thighs, sports cars, voyeurism
South Italy: Suits/nice dresses, sports cars, thigh highs, black lingerie
England: Dominating his partner, red lingerie, roleplay, nurse uniform
Prussia: Hair pulling, biting, bondage, gagging, pain play
Poland: Hair pulling, cross dressing, lingerie, high boots
South Italy/Lovino Vargas: The two of you were hot and sweaty, and his hand was still tight on your hip while the other clasped your hand that wasn’t resting on his shoulder, and the out of breath smile that you gave him just might have been one of the most beautiful things he had ever seen. He couldn’t help but kissing you, hard, walking you back, back, back into the wall and the moment you started popping the buttons of his shirt, he didn’t hesitate in hurriedly undressing you. Before either of you knew it, you were pressed against each other, breaths coming in short pants and low growls as he nipped at your ear and your throat.
Could we get a scenario where Germany ' s s/o slaps his ass, and it kinda turns him on?
Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt: That came completely unexpected, he had to admit and the surprised yelp that came out of him was quite entertaining. The blush on his cheeks was, frankly enough, even better and as he gave you an affronted loo that you met with a sly grin, he would only be able t look away, muttering something under his breath. When you asked what that was, he would only barely managed to say it louder.“Do you think you could... Do that again?”
May i ask for a list of which countries you think are most dominant and which are most submissive during sexy times~
Dominant Countries:GermanyRussiaPrussiaDenmarkSweden (Sometimes)England (Sometimes)South ItalyHungaryFinlandAmericaNetherlandsLichtenstein
Submissive Countries:North ItalyAustriaLithuaniaLatviaIcelandJapanLuxembourgUkraine
Switch Countries:FranceChina (Tends to lean more submissive)BelgiumNorwaySwitzerland
Headcanon: Every time America's s/o goes down on him, they crack a joke about the service they do for their country.
