Hammy

(photo via helloheyi)

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

what the fuck

I just….?

Lick Lick Lick. Photos via imgur

@rum

Frequently Asked Questions

Where can I deliver with Amazon Flex? Amazon Flex is available now in Seattle. It will be available soon in New York, Baltimore, Miami, Dallas, Austin, Chicago, Indianapolis, Atlanta and Portland.

What do I need to make deliveries?

We are looking for drivers who are at least 21 years old and have a car and a valid driver’s license. You will also need an Android phone and will need to pass a background check. We’ll provide access to the app and opportunities to deliver.

How long can I deliver for?

You can choose any available 2, 4, and 8 hour blocks of time to work the same day, or set availability for up to 12 hours per day for the future. You can work as much or as little as you want.

Where do I pick up deliveries?You can pick up deliveries at a location near you. You’ll receive items to deliver in a local radius, based on length of the delivery block you signed up for.

Where do I find out more?

Sign up and come in for an informational session, or contact us.

https://flex.amazon.com/

what the fuck is that

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

i can’t

Venice at dawn

/looks at stuff waiting to be done/

/glances at videogames/

videogames: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

 me: /sweats/

Barry H. Gillespie (via liberatingreality)

Adrenalin junkies! :D 

imasheepmeeeh

the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months