F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994–2004) S02E05 | The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant
HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS ( 2003 ) ↳ dir. Donald Petrie
The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers
favourite dair scenes → 4.16 “while you weren’t sleeping”
Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"
This basically sums up all his tweets
US Open 2020: Naomi Osaka’s important way to the Title
eddie diaz ↳ season 3A part 9
#WEARAMASK
Bonus:
‘he was amazed to discover that when Eliot said “Dammit, Hardison,” what he was really saying was “I love you.”’
Coming through. (via harry_the_blue_staffy)
Same man, different font
no but let me add the context here!
these are two pretty well known german tv personalities
palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.
so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”
the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”
like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history
LEGEND
It’s Gina’s phone. Leave me a voice-mail. I won’t check it cause it’s not 1993.
how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u
me, at 3 am, in the middle of yet another personal crisis: i need to learn 2 instruments, 1 craft and 5 languages. immediately.