My favorite thing from the internet today.
this gem needs to be documented too
My favorite thing from the internet today.
this gem needs to be documented too
girls don’t like boys, girls like other girls in suits
cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
Dick Game Diego
Extinction: avoided
Species: saved
Dick: out
I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST
my utopia
I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.
The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”
the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”
(via @Gr8ones_)
dogs > boys
Omg this post made me so fucking happy
me too 😭
I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.
I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.
Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.
LGBT:
Let’s
Get massaged
By
The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)