i'm gone, but

listen it’s going to be 2016 and all i want is a drum battle between rian dawson and ashton irwin ok

it is 2018 and i am still waiting

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AU: Being Calum’s girlfriend

gif credit to the owners, i seriously lost track omg

Luke // Calum // Ashton // Michael

credit to owners

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time* me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent* me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

Video Game: Controller starts vibrating

Me: WHAT’S COMING WHAT IS IT

Video Game: *shows how lovable and wonderful a character is*

Me: He gon die

Video game: *sound cuts out, game hasn’t autosaved in 2 hours, there are no enemies, you can’t move, CTD*

Me: Dammit Bethesda

“that’s my baby” - me at myself

does someone ever say something to you and you can just feel the

figuratively pop up over your head 

this tweet haunts me

someone: *announces that they have low standards*

me in 0.2 seconds sliding into the seat beside them with an eyebrow raised, a rose in my mouth, and 3 tears in my left eye: hey there :)

Me: Could you add guacamole too please

Chipotle worker: That’s extra

Me: Bitch I’M extra!!!! The fuck!!

wanted posters are just cowboy call out posts

im a romantic. n i’m passionate. and i care. i care, i care. 

College: Um you owe us money

Me: