These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

whenever my art gets 5+ notes:

When it hits 10 notes: 

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE”RE HERE

dirtythirtymovie.com

Me when hearing about dirty 30 movie @gracehelbig @mydrunkkitchen @mamrie

Lionsgate Buys ‘Dirty Thirty’ Comedy Starring Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart, Hannah Hart http://ift.tt/1PVcHqx

This comment on my drunk pumpkin tho…

ALL.THE.EMOTIONS.

…and a can of beans because

if you are drunk clap your hands

Nailed it

Anxiety And Depression Together

Anxiety: *banging pots and pans together* GET UP! HURRY! DO IT! WE’RE IN DANGER! GET IT DONE NOW!

Depression: *lethargic* I hear you. I agree, but… I’m so tired, I wouldn’t even be able run away from danger if danger showed up because I didn’t do the thing that I didn’t do because I have no energy to do it. Anxiety: *banging pots and pans together* GET UP! HURRY! PEOPLE WILL GET MAD AT US! DO IT NOW! Depression: I don’t care. Let it happen. We deserve to be punished. Anxiety: NOOOO! WORST IDEA EVER!

inside your head for hours at a time