my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

this is what she looked like

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?

The US is hostile to both human and animal life

underdiscussed benefit of auditory processing issues is that I’m basically immune to catcalling because I fully. do not understand a single word of what people are saying. half the time I barely realise it’s me they’re talking to because it‘s not like I can figure it out based on content and context clues. there’s just Some Guys Yelling on the other side of the street, and it barely occurs to me to feel addressed because I am, at any given time, too busy thinking about the menacing duality of rhododendrons

whenever i see that post about swapping female characters with male ones in video games i always think about this

finally…men are becoming sluts again

nature is healing

why is everyone talking about pedro pascal. inst he the scallop guy from animal crossing

pedro pascal

found this in the comments of a blazed post n im keeping it for future use

this is probably some pacific northwest shit but who the FUCK calls these potato wedges

theyre called jojos you fuckin amoeba

those are potato wedges.

no the fuck they are not theyre jojos

why. are they going on a bizarre adventure????

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no i dont think women starving themselves and reconstructing their entire faces with makeup and plastic surgery is feminism and female empowerment

21st Anniversary of Kingdom Hearts!

can i bite you with romantic intentions?

I've been enjoying A League Of Nobleman recently and tbh I think they should kiss

@lustful-jezebel

To quote Heath Ledger’s Joker ; “I’m an agent of chaos.”