days are for the weak

quick, make out with me…uhh…for the aesthetic

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

There he go

Jurassic Parks and Recreation

Corgis were domesticated to have short legs so they can fold up and roll away from its predators. It is a unique survival technique not possessed by any other dog breeds. Record speed for Corgi rolling was last documented at 34 mph on June 11th 2009. 

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

IDK WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BUT I AM 

I WANT IT

how am I supposed to follow the law in these grand theft auto games if they don’t even give me a turn signal button

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