dammit man

while 911 is blowing up rn here is hen shes a lesbian paramedic also she has a rocket scientist wife

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

These days, its less "nose to the grindstone" and more "faceplant this belt sander or you're fired"

Glowing Goldfish at Dusk

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

My dude, I might not even want my businesses to run like a business, the way businesses have been run lately.

Does anyone know Dan and Phil’s address?

okay no offense but your stalking skills could do with a little more finesse

Best Three

Happy Easter

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

I know you probably meant like BDSM but I'm just imagining cartwheels and circus music

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

USS Enterprise Control Panel Lights and Buttons

(mouth already full) so I wasn't supposed to eat that?

do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

OP this is such a raw line what the fuck

@theshitpostcalligrapher

o ya i've done this one

Saw this on Twitter. Chiefs fans are going to tune in to cheer for Taylor 🥹

happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

phoebe wahl's art always makes me want to cry

getting emotional about this mug for some reason