the flight is delayed because we are letting two men have passionate gay sex on the plane for pride month

A story in two parts

do you guys remember when nutella used to be like the girlblogger version of bacon

Bald guys love working office jobs idk

not my tinky winky ass slipping in the tubby custard

god created man to be penetrated

Show cock... NOW!!! *my eyes glow a blazing white and my telekinesis knocks all of the furniture in the room into the walls and crumbles them and shatters the windows*

primadonna worm.... yeah... all i ever wanted was the dirt

holding my boob for emotional support

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

almost said “thank you king” to the cashier at the dollar store today