talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
@redstar-winterorbit WHAT. Please elaborate
There isn't much to elaborate, it's all in the tags.
So I live in a pretty touristic town, and we get a lot of people wandering around oooooh-ing and aaaaaah-ing and not minding the bike lanes.
I know a guy who in his personal quixotic mission of finding a warning system to get distracted tourists out of his way when riding around town after experimenting with various bells horns and whistles in the end got from our equivalent of craigslist a set of TRAIN AIR HORNS. and installed them on the bike. To power them, he got an empty fire extinguisher and loaded it with compressed air, because the horns are normally powered by high pressure air. Then mc-gyvered everything on his old bike. As far as I know he only used them once for laughs, but I saw a video of it. Imagine an old postman bike crossing an intersection blaring like a freight train. Of course you only get one shot because then you need to recharge the extinguisher with air. But it's a glorious one shot.
oil painting (29,7 x 42 cm) of that bumblebee from last week <3
i post more traditional art on my instagram !
You cannot be a lesbian if you like men btw.
oh shit my bad, I wasn't aware I had to ask anonymous tumblr users for permission to gaze upon women lustfully
it's really my fault because as a woman licker, I should also be a man hater to be a true lesbian
as a what
A WOMAN LIKER!!!! LIKER!
i have no other choice but to go on
hi yes I'd like to order a fucking break for the next million years please. thankyou.
The famous cartoonist Loriot was born in Brandenburg an der Havel.
Apparently he had a thing for pugs and one sketch he made was about a creature he thought up called “the wild forest pug”.
They put up „life-sized“ forest pug statues all over Brandenburg an der Havel in his honor.
"He wouldn't say that" in a 'fic author trying to use terms of endearment in a language they clearly do not understand' kind of way
I love when we all have the same problem
Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes
Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again
SIR YOU GAVE IT A PULL TAB OPEN
WHY WAS THE CAN OPENER NECESSARY
When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later
Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.
They played it on an accordion
unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian
same energy
there’s more
SIGH
here’s another one
IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION
how does this get even worse
I think about once in a while...
We have another one...
This is the internet now tho 😭💀
Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂
It's funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are... idk if it's an education gap or purposeful ignorance.
The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.
Oh dear gods, it's gotten worse
When you know politics but no facts
don’t take people too seriously on the internet
This hits different when combined with that "Americans don't learn other countries exist till they're in 5th Grade" post from the other day.
Demily recently got another one lads
Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might've been a gif of "fuck you," screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign "fuck you"
As a romanian person I gotta add this one too
This is my favourite post on this website
sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible
now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
Did some fancy repairing, my pal said this would probably "do numbers on tumblr"...so ta da!