One evening, in the sky, a message appeared: “In 24 hours, a billionaire will die.” Everyone everywhere on Earth could see it, in every language. Nobody could explain it. The next day, one of the richest men passed away. “In 24 hours, 2 billionaires…”
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i eat mcdonalds every day as advised by my doctor in order to shorten my 209 year lifespan
i was born in a wet paper bag and my mom needed to put me in the toaster oven to make me crispy enough 2 survive
if i was an old timey girl id go crazy for ribbons from the market
Jim Morrison, from “The Lords; Notes on Vision”
sorry for not responding i dont know enough words
I AM ATTRACTING GOOD THINGS INTO MY LIFE
I AM ATTRACTING GOOD THINGS INTO MY LIFE
I AM ATTRACTING GOOD THINGS INTO MY LIFE
I AM ATTRACTING GOOD THINGS INTO MY LIFE
I AM ATTRACTING GOOD THINGS INTO MY LIFE
I AM ATTRACTING GOOD THINGS INTO MY LIFE 
I AM ATTRACTING GOOD THINGS INTO MY LIFE
why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that
They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.
good morning kings let’s push this boulder
bad news about the boulder everyone
Good morning kings let’s push this boulder
i am jack's limped wrist
[dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing]
oh no by marina isn’t even a pop song it’s like a diary entry from god
sometimes you just gotta read something and say “i literally don’t care” aloud and move on
its tough being a girl that loves to download
D.L. Smith
