[gets shot in stevetony]

Me

lots of judgement happening over here

do kids these days know about grace kelly by mika

has anyone done this yet

birthday olivia and chrobin doodles

I’ve got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match 

ok but when u wanna take the leap and call a mutual by their first name for the first time but you gotta real quick check their description, about page, birth certificate, and proof of residency papers to make sure you’re getting it right

*customers walk in* Me: God get a fucking life and stay out of my business

me: im gonna make an effort to be more positive! no more negativity for this bitch!

me, immediately afterwards: i can’t believe these fries are unsalted im gonna fucking kill myself also i hate men

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

even though the date on the photo literally dates it to 2 months ago, this gives off strong feelings of being in the 90s

Gay-lesbian solidarity would have been someone telling michaelangelo what titties looked like

i’m glad 100k+ people think this is the mood too

someone: what do u want

me: