MY PORES ARE CLEAR MY ACNE IS GONE I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

Crack open a Cold One With this Boy

i……..

had……

the slime of my life

and I’ve never felt this way before

and I swear

It’s the truth

mushrooms!!!!!!

Based on that scene from Kimetsu no Yaiba where Zenitsu was like “Gramps (´；д；)” 😂. Thanks for letting me summon you with 1 ticket Gramps!

this post has been a wild ride for me

Next hot Tumblr feature: You randomly get shown the drafts of people you follow, sparking massive waves of discourse about the hot takes never posted.

delete this before staff sees it

It his day.

10 years of CALVIN

lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

if you live that long

this is the curry man. like if you appreciate him. reblog if you would eat his hand-crafted meal. ignore to spit in his artisanal curry and make his 10 children go hungry.

Im physically crying

normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain

galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one

universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.

Nothing proves Archie and Maxie right because they are morons.

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

Soda is bubbly soup.

Soup is boring soda.

Make your own goddamn controversial post

you fuckin heard me.

O hmy god

I’m disturbed

This is like reading of two people getting into an argument in a bar then one of them commits a war crime.