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Necessity is the mother of invention. Kickstarter is the stepfather.
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Does America have an equivalent to the Rhino Party? In Canada it’s a political party that is basically a joke party. They said that if elected they’d change Canada’s currency to balloons so they could inflate the economy whenever they wanted.
It’s called the Republican Party but unfortunately people take them seriously.
There’s an even deeper party within that party called the Tea Party. Now that shit… that’s hilarious! Or it would be if they weren’t dead set on being so evil.
Not a party but the closest thing we have is this fellow, Vermin Supreme. In 2012, his campaign involved zombie apocalypse awareness and time travel research. He also promises every american a free pony.
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this bird is singing the chocobo music, which makes it a chocobo irl
chocotiel is my favorite bird ever! (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
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SOMEONE MAKE THIS GAME
See, this is why I couldn't tell you my pace. Because I totally did shuttle sprints in random directions for an hour.
Feel the love.
Smothering and obsessive.
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Why is it that when couples make a new human life, it’s ‘beautiful’ and ‘miraculous,’ but when I make a new human life alone in my basement, it’s ‘a crime against nature’ and ‘morally abhorrent’?
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Geez. If you tell me to make friends, don't act all surprised that I need to go grave robbing first.
Have you ever met someone so similar to yourself that it feels like you're the same person rotated slightly on the axis of probability?
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If I were Mimi, I'd have been angrier.
Mimi: Oh so the NEW chosen children are all chummy with the OLD chosen children.
Mimi: How NICE for them. How conVENIENT for them
Mimi: walking through the Digital World with a f*ckin' strategy guide
Mimi: and they even GET TO GO HOME every evening! Whoa!
Mimi: "Hey mama, what's for dinner? Korean BBQ? Well F*CK ME SIDEWAYS THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS!"
Sora: Mimi-chan...
Mimi: I WANDERED THROUGH THE WILDERNESS FOR MONTHS EATING DIGITAL MUSHROOMS
Mimi: SCARED FOR MY F*CKIN' LIFE
Mimi: AND WHO ARE THEY FIGHTING, HUH? DIGIMON KAISER? SOME PANSY-ASS GRADE SCHOOL KID WITH A GOD COMPLEX
Mimi: I HAD TO FIGHT THE DARK F*CKING MASTERS WITH A PLANT
The 97th (probably even lower than that) worst thing about racism it's really hard to compliment someone who's not white on having genuinely superlative oratory and communication skills without it sounding like "you don't sound *race*".
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quick reminders about Greek mythology:
- Persephone is black/has dark skin
- Haphaestus is disabled and has some mental illness(es)
- Gaia is black/has dark skin
- Hades is disabled
- Zeus is a rapist [ on multiple occasions ]
- Eros is pansexual
- Athena is most likely asexual
- Dionysus is bisexual
- all of the nymphs are nonbinary
- Persephone is the goddess of spring growth
- Thanatos is the god of death, not Hades
hellfirekhaleesi
A few more:
- Artemis is most likely asexual and aromantic (some interpretations lend themselves to demisexual)
- Poseidon is also a serial rapist
In fact, the only one of the Big Three who isn’t is Hades- Hades is not a terrible person (certainly not when compared to his family)
- Persephone is scarier/more widely feared than Hades ever was
- Apollo is not straight
- Zeus is not straight
- Heracles is not straight
- Eros has a twin brother named Anteros, and he is the god of requited love
- Since Persephone is woc it follows that at least one of her parents (Zeus and/or Demeter) is also poc
- Hera is not a “nagging wife” she is one of many of Zeus’ victims, and she takes her (justified) anger out on the wrong person
- Thanatos is the god of peaceful death
- Hestia exists. And is important.
Hades is a rapist. He didn’t make Persephone his wife by asking her out.
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Today is 50 years.
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omg the fear she must have felt
floweriste
this makes me so sad
uncrystally
wow
prehistoric-tea
A picture says 1000 words
she wore the bloodstained chanel suit she was wearing when it happened for days after cause she waned people to see what they had done to her husband (x)
that’s crazy^
They are literally keeping it in a vault and not letting anyone see it until it’s not going to cause riots
sherlockpotterhead
Lets talk about this
Jackie Kennedy was a wife that knew her husband was cheating on her. Not just with one woman either; there were quite a few.
Jackie Kennedy decided to stay by her husband because she loved him entirely and wanted to fix things, even if things weren’t fixable.
Jackie Kennedy was sitting right next to her husband when he got shot in the head and immediately put her hand up to his head to maybe stop the bleeding.
Jackie Kennedy held her husbands brains in her hand and then reached back for help.
Jackie Kennedy wore that blood stained suit because she was broken and traumatized.
Jackie Kennedy stood outside the little operating room while everyone tried everything to save her husband, while she sat in a blood stained suit; not just any blood, it was blood of the man she chose to stick by even though their marriage had completely fallen apart.
She sat in the fucking waiting room knowing that there was nothing that could be done, because she had her husbands brains in her hands in the car that was supposed to be safe for both of them.
Jackie Kennedy is a fucking goddess and she endured more with JFK than any woman ever should and I adore her and no one will ever convince me otherwise.
She was reaching back to retrieve a piece of his skull. And she held on to that piece the whole time she was waiting in the hospital.
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Source: flickr.com
