Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff

My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster…

i’m naturally funny because my life is a joke

“What Real Men Cry Like” & “What Real Women Laugh Like” - Maud Fernhout

Photoseries aimed to combat stereotypes and gender roles. For the rest of the (40) photos and quotes of the participants click here. 

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

is ugly an emotion bc im feeling it

Helga was thirsty as fuck. [Video]

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

the gopher has spoken

@ GOD WHY

I want to die