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Real witches dress in ordinary clothes, and look very much like ordinary women. They live in ordinary houses, and they work in ordinary jobs.

WICKED CINEMA: WITCHES ON SCREEN

The biggest of any Avatar

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

Lmao all of the moods

why is this so fucking funny

Cuttlefish disguising itself as coral. (Source)

That’s…actually kinda frightening 😳😳😳

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.

So I actually know the origin of this term because it came up when I studied Plato in my classes.  Basically, in ancient Greece it was a super common practice for teachers to fuck their students.  Like all the time.  It was considered a way for the student to “pay” the teacher.  Plato thought this was bullshit.  He felt that a student could not properly learn from someone who was truly only interested in having sex with them.  He didn’t fuck his students and derided those who did.  Other teachers who refused to fuck their students were said to have “platonic” teaching relationships with them – so named because they were following Plato’s example.  So the reason it’s called a Platonic relationship is because Plato was heavily anti-teachers-fucking-their-students and it’s one of the few things he was ever even remotely correct about.

One film critic: “Rogue One was just $200 million spent on filling in a plot hole.” Me: “Well, yeah, but it was a plot hole that needed answering, in fairness. Everyone has wondered for decades why the Death Star had such a fatal design flaw in the first place.”

Answer: Because architect Hannibal Lecter was out to get those space nazi mother fuckers and was sabotaging them from the start.

That was perfect.

It’s not just the plot hole of the flaw, “reactors need vents” would have answered that, but it explains why the first Death Star took like 20 years to build even though we saw it was half built at the end of ROTS then but the second Death Star took like 2 years.

It was because Hideo Kojimas Best Friend was fucking ruining their shit the first time, ordering the wrong screws, tripping over cables, spilling coffee on computers, accidentally hitting key engineers on he head with a 2-by-4 anything to delay the space nazis planet fucker.

Galen was the most brilliantly half-assed employee ever.

Half-assed? HALF ASSED?

He was the hardest working person on that entire team. He put not only his whole ass but several other people’s into his work.

It’s just that his work was actually “figure out how to single-handedly stop the Space Nazis’ planet fucker, without getting caught by the Nazi staring over my shoulder or his emo wizard boss.”

Don’t go disrespecting my boy like that.

22 Things Movies Get Completely Wrong About Mental Illness

Cracked doing the Lord’s work and shedding light on ableism and inaccuracy.

“This is without question the finest piece of graffiti I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it 😍 The artist is Odeith.”               

Source         

Little Family Gathering Reminders 💗

Collaboration....

On Friday, a man armed with two machetes attacked a military patrol at the Carrousel du Louvre, an underground shopping centre in Paris. He injured a soldier, and was himself wounded in the stomach by bullets fired by another soldier.

Donald Trump Responded:

Egie Wild (a pseudonym), an English-speaking Parisian, decided to answer the American president, point by point, via a Facebook post. Since she wrote it on Friday, her post has been shared over 200,000 times.

This is her post:

@sixpenceee

This is the shit I live for. Shutting people down with real facts.

Jay Leno made a joke about dogs being served at Korean restaurants. Gabrielle wanted it reported to human resources.

She'd also, before this, received "over half a dozen" notes on her hairstyles being "too black" for the AGT audience.

The show will go on. Jay Leno's life is fine (the joke was cut). Gabrielle Union was fired.

Much thanks to Gabrielle Union for standing up for Koreans, and fuck Jay Leno and AGT!

Mod W

Jay Leno is right wing garbage.

with my anxious mind, i have to learn that some things just are. no deep reasoning behind them; things just exist as they are and sometimes there are reasons but we can’t fathom everything. and that’s ok.