I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY AT HOW ACCURATE THIS IS

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

Snowseph pro: has nose con: wears sunglasses at night

Gurdy pro: height intimidates opponents con: looks like a sex toy

Gurdy (alt. form) pro: scary! con: scary :(

Girthy pro: lorge con: none. he is perfect

It is near 3 in the god damned morning and I am losing my mind.

who keeps making these weirdly specific videos of cans of junk food exploding in lava while circus music plays in the background?

You’re better off not knowing.

when u accidently type me instead of my 

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

typing “laso” instead of “also”

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

OH MY GOD

Dreams do come true. (via awhereitgoeswastaken)

The world @ America.

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

Owl fits perfectly