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kickthepj

one of my housemates pushed a huge cardboard box through my door, I jumped up, my foot landed in my bin and got stuck, I fell over ripping a huge tear in the crotch of my jeans all in the space of about five seconds… what?

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It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

and a partridge in a pear tree

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