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My Junkyard of Thoughts

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Hello, strangers. My name is Sinead. Pronounced "Shin-aid". For instant happiness, search for the tag, "PUPPIES".
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historical-heretic

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

#princess bride
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band-geek-things-deactivated202

Band Sections expectation vs. reality

Flutes expectation: A bunch of girls who talk about the cute boys in the percussion section
Flutes reality: A bunch of girls who try to kill each other over first chair, the one guy in the section just plays Zelda songs all the time.
Clarinets expectation: Kinda the nerdy quiet people.
Clarinets reality: They're still quiet, but because they talking shit the whole time.
Saxophone expectation: Idiots playing sexy sax man thing all the time.
Saxophone reality: Idiots playing sexy sax man thing AND the epic sax man solo
Oboe expectation: Dorky kid who takes 6 AP classes.
Oboe Reality: Out of tune dork who takes 6 AP classes, overall really nice people. Trust the oboe with your life, just not with intonation.
Bassoon expectations: Probably plays DnD and hangs out with the saxophones.
Bassoon reality: Plays DnD with the low brass.
Low Brass expectation: The foundation of the band so they have to be put together
Low brass reality: wrong. Mix of nerds and stoners, generally pretty funny.
Horns expectation: plays great, never heard them play a wrong note. Quiet, keeps to themselves, no ego.
Horns reality: Stopped playing after the first 10 bars of only upbeats, plays what the trumpets have because they want melody. Biggest egos in the band, but keeps it on the DL
Trumpets expectation: Plays crazy high notes, giant egos.
Trumpets reality: attempts high notes, fails, thinks they got it, flaunts that they got that note. (no one believes them)
Percussionist expectation: snare rolls, lady killers, sunglasses emoji.
Percussionist reality: Was the director talking to us? no? okay cool, so got any 5's?
#band
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I was just cleaning up my blog and deleting some old posts and and saved urls when I accidentally deleted! My! Entire blog! So I’d appreciate it if you’d be a little patient while I pick out a theme and icon and stuff like that and perhaps… in the meantime…. follow me lol! Starting over kind of sucks but w/e it’ll be good soon thank you so much!!!

#go follow the friend#Liz is a cool bro
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voidspacecowboy
me: i should probably tell people how i feel today
me: it can't be healthy keeping it all bottled in
me: i need to open up to somebody
somebody: hey how are you
me: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE
#me
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flapqueen

Wear your fucking seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road so you dont accidentally end someones life

Just a psa, from my hospital bed, post car crash.

#tw: car crash#psa
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the-omega-jojo

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

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tuesdayisfordancing

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/ noun

  1. a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

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professorsparklepants
#english#yes
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flutesncurls

what ur instrument choice says about u

flute: fuck you
oboe: i hate myself. i hate myslef . i hate myself. i hate mysefl. i hate myself. i hate
clarinet: everyone wants to punch me in the fucking face.
bassoon: *falls over own feet*
soprano saxophone: what the fcuk
alto/tenor saxophone: i'm an annoying nerd but i think i'm cool
baritone saxophone: i listen to nickelback unironically
horn: I am so good at my instrument... sweaty :)
trumpet: i will never shut the fuck up
trombone: ever kissed a brass player ;;;;;;)
tuba: hehehehehehehe baap
baritone: i don't know my band teacher chose it for me
percussion: i just wanna get stoned
violin: i just wanna be fuCKING PERFECT GODD
viola: my clothes are all roughly the same color as oatmeal
cello: i will fuck you up and then cry
double bass: do you find my greasy hair and slightly too small pants sexy
piano: fuck off
#instruments#band#nice
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flutesncurls

I was going through all of my art stuff and wow remember when I wrote down 450+ URL’s? My right hand is having war flashbacks

#marching band#dci
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