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OBJECTIONING INTENSIFIES

@miaturner / miaturner.tumblr.com

I'm Mia, I am certified Broadway trash. I love to make friends and mom the heck out of people. Say hi no matter who you are!!
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ive never been more confused in my entire life

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

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Percy: I put the sexy in dyslexia
Grover: Percy-
Annabeth: Don't
Annabeth: I want to see how long it takes him to realise
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Poseidon: I gave Zeus a get well soon card
Hades: that’s surprisingly nice of you
Poseidon: he’s not sick I just think he should do better
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dicaeopolis

everyone: percy you’re in huge danger from monsters and you don’t even have a school to go back to right now, why not just stay at camp? what does the mortal world have for you?

percy:

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demigone

the lightning thief musical, featuring such hits as Put That Bolt Back Where it Came From Or So Help Me

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splorpo

top five cats (2019) audience members:

1. guy who whispered “what the fuck is happening” 20 minutes into the film

2. girl who sighed and placed her head in her hands when the third song started

3. guy who went “woah wOAH WOAH” when the magician cat and the judi dench cat’s faces got uncomfortably close to each other

4. guy who said “YES, JENNIFER” when the jennifer hudson cat belted those high notes

5. teen girl who tried to leave halfway through and was physically dragged back to her seat by her friends

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mushabon

Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear.

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I’m declaring it now. 2020 is going to be the year where we all unironically, whole-heartedly throw ourselves into our passions.

You like Hazbin Hotel? That’s awesome! Make your Alastor theories and ship every couple under the sun. Make fan art, write fic, speculate for the rest of the season. Don’t let tumblr’s cancel culture make you lose your interest.

You’re still superwholock? That’s banging. So much of us are struggling with disconnecting and distancing ourself from the things we used to love, bc of an unfortunate combination of peer pressure and mental illness. The fact that you’re still creating and consuming content is amazing. Keep at it.

You like “cliche” or “overrated” musicals? Of course you do! Shows like Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Heathers, Be More Chill, Beetlejuice, and Anastasia are popular for a reason, and you clearly understand the craze. In 2020 may you continue to discover new musicals (I recommend Next to Normal and In the Heights, personally) but never lose your love for the musicals that made you love Broadway.

Cringe culture is dead. I’m killing it now. Life is too damn short to be ashamed of the things you like, or to let other people make you feel bad for liking it. The world needs more radiance and positivity.

In 2020, write the fic. Draw the art. Listen to kpop and Taylor Swift and dance around your room. Engage (kindly) with your favorite creators, spread love, and make fandom a fun experience again.

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