#the hot dad vibes coming off olyphant on this show are like radioactive and lethal#the way he honestly genuinely adores his undead flesh-eating wife is also a thing of beauty#like if gomez addams was a slightly anxious loose-hipped white guy#who’s honestly just trying his best with a trying situation of ongoing zombie-ism#but really just loves his wife more than anything else#also i’m so glad he didn’t come off a decade of deadwood and justified and get stuck in a ‘srs violent man’ rut#but went full comedy instead and honestly seems like he’s having the time of his life#santa clarita diet #gif

#the audacity of timothy olyphant to be funny in this show while looking like breakfast lunch and dinner is staggering (x)

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

Reblog if you could be so stupid

The Five Human Sacrifices

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

Every time

Hey, want me to draw you something special?

So something I find very funny is that my most popular post ever by far is about that time the archiving company I work for was digitizing a bunch of porn, at a time when that particular company is essentially phasing out my department without formally laying me off or in fact giving me any sort of clear information about whether I still have a job. Conveniently, I'm also recovering from surgery and can't pick up any gig work that requires me to lift objects or drive. So! I am taking commissions! I am basically always available for commissions, but especially now!

If you would like to commission me, my prices, samples, and contact info are on my website, here!

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“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

haters will try to convince you that theres only two months left of 2022 but really we are still in 2019 in every way that matters.  2023 means nothing to me

yeah