Forms rumble the way you were.

If you see fit, feed what you may.

yea im wearing the kill shoes and the die pants

yea im wearing the shoes that squeez your feet and kill you and the pants with the rotating blades on the inside that make you die

i havent had time to look for a job cause im busy acting as this painters muse. i appear to him in the early morning and leave him with the taste of honeysuckle on his lips. so thats why i cant do the dishes or clean the bathroom.

I'm actually comfortable in this pit you put me in. I like it in here and I will resist any attempt made to rescue me. I'm happy with the scraps you feed me and I don't mind how sick I'm getting.

#232: Drooling Square

sponge bob you dont looks so good ...

For some friends, no matter how much time has passed, when you meet again it is as if you saw them yesterday.

Such is the case for the Blood Ghast Wurm and Enna Throatbiter.

Grey sweatpants... the innermost secret weapon of the Butch militia in its endless struggle against the Femme regime

Hey honestly my homely male friendpig over there in the corner hasnt gotten any physical contact recently And i dont want to like, be a crazy creeper o anything like literally the last time he got touched was a handshake 5 months ago Soo i was just wondering if you could hug him, rub his head, play with his hair, pull on his fingers, crack his knuckles, touch him delicately, pull on his hair, pull on his arms really hard so they pop off completely, grab his foot, bounce him on your lap, rub his forehead, pull his shoes off And honestly men have to be more comfortable asking for this kind of stuff

Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style

hey i forgot about this poll @trumbloola the people of tumblr have spoken

The people of tumblr

Right: 00000000 times

Wrong: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times

if you put it on a flat surface and it makes a puddle and not a stack or a pile it's a liquid there has Never been a Pile Of Cum

I daresay I beg to differ.

you see it too? for me, it's always like this

classic post rant quora phrase