straight people who say homosexual give the same vibe as men who say female

Hannibal Montannibal

the FBI struggles to catch the him because he wears a blonde wig when he goes hunting

hello there i’m a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

hi i’m a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period

hi i’m a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father’s. he was a woman’s size 4

Questions from other dimensions

*leaves my moms house*

*immediately killed by hog swarm*

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy

When I'm bored at work I sometimes google extinct frogs and use the tape measure to conseptualize how big those would've been on my desk and just nod to myself "damn that was a big frog".

My collection of clothing references for writing. 

@an-army-of-nightmares

!!!

What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon

I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona

Little velociraptor

Lads

ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like

more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit

they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease

they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice

they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin

they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur

and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage

I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME

Dani comes out to Jamie

This queen of Girlbossia

for the absolute smoothbrains in the notes who aren't getting it:

if you ever think you are bad at anatomy

this is official league of legends art

Wasn’t even that hard to fix

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

Shepard Fairey and the congress of today (2/28/2019)

By request: some very blurry photos of Smacky building his nest!

SMACKY AND LADY MCSMACK HAVE HATCHED SMACKLINGS I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM YET BUT I CAN HEAR THEM