I'm not dead yet

Show off and tell [sisters edition]

This comic just gave me a gallon of serotonin and decided to finish this silly comic!

Alt. Ending

seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess

i’m jealous of you. you’re a whore. you’re my favorite boy . you make me sick. you’re my role model

now you know how gay wrestling fans feel most of the time

bonus:

original post here.

Cartoon Network:

Tell the Whole Story | The Crystal Gems Say Be Anti-Racist

Tell em off sis!!!!

I’m shook! The Fandom is gagging!

Go off Pearl

CN said fuck who yall thought we was… we anti-racist bitchhh

original post here.

This is what it’s like to have ADHD.

Well clearly he has take duck with him to focus on his quest

The Last Dance (Episode V) (2020)

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

The comments really are a gift that keeps on giving

IT GOT BETTER

For the record the director confirmed John bottomed

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/05/07/justice-league-dark-apokolips-war-john-constantine-king-shark/

John has also had sex with Swamp Thing. 

He WHAT

Thought I should mention that sharks have two penises.

Yall missed the best part

some twitter KH things I neglected to post here

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST, EDIT, OR USE ANY OF THESE PICTURES WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. ARTISTS WORK HARD ON THEIR DRAWINGS. WE DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN OUR WORK GETS STOLEN LIKE THIS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK FIRST. THAT’S LITERALLY IT.

aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong

I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops

I wasn’t actually going to reblog this UNTIL I seen this reply… Thank u random drunk 22 year old cis man I appreciate you

Gullfoss. South Iceland.

i thought this looked familiar…

and i was RIGHT.

Are they SURE they meant to write the word “ruined” instead of “liberated film from the stranglehold of?” Maybe their hand slipped??????????????????

Oh some of you missed it, okay, so this movie was set to hit theaters exactly when all theaters were shut down for the quarantine and rather than delay it they took a chance at releasing it direct to home streaming from day one, the first time a major studio has ever done so, and yeah the numbers can be chalked up heavily to families stuck at home with nothing to do but they still weren’t expecting it to make 100 million dollars in just a couple weeks, especially not when the whole family just has to pay for it once instead of a bunch of tickets. It was such a STAGGERING success that it opened up discussion over whether movies actually need theaters anymore, whether the profits are only being held back by how much time, energy and money it takes for consumers to arrange a whole trip out to see a new release, and pretty much the only real conclusion being drawn is a resounding “yes, and that should have been patently obvious.” It had more studios rush to put things out for streaming and they continue to be making more money than they ever imagined, even factoring in all that collective cabin fever. It also has the Academy Awards changing their rules this year to include non-theatrical releases for the first time. Trolls World Tour might go down as one of the most important, most industry-shattering works in cinematic history, albeit not necessarily for its actual content (which is cute by the way, worth seeing).

Quarantined

Name for Hamburger by U.S County

yo east half of america why you got so many counties

Gerrymandering

thank you cum-vaper

brad: *nonsense* claire: uh huh

they are so fucking cute holy shit