Wait what

Okay so we all know Lucifer is a short king but CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HIM BESIDE ANGEL

LIKE OBVIOUSLY IT MAKES SENSE CAUSE ANGEL IS SO TALL BUT THE FACT HE ONLY GOES UP TO HIS FIRST SET OF ARMS IS SENDING ME LMAO

Charlie: And now for a gay update with Angel!

Angel, staring at Husk: Getting gayer.

Charlie: Thank you, Angel!

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

Im like pretty sure drawing the portal accident a million different ways is a right of passage

Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified

#id fuck him

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)

Be open to the possibility that people are speaking nicely about you behind your back. People are conspiring about ways to help you. People advocating for you. People are genuinely rooting for you behind your back.

gonna dox the pope

Vatican

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

He's a 10 but hes a 3rd rate duelist with a 4th rate deck

Have some (mostly) in universe Yugioh Memes

dick “would you still love me if i was a worm” grayson

Bruce "no, we would have no way to differentiate you from other worms" Wayne

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class