fantastic, that’s me ‘cuz i slay 🤠

Maybe we CAN’T all just get along.

GATEWAY Comeback Live Behind

I found a rock :)

My troubles will soon be over!

-Cain, Genesis book IV

pictures that make you keep scrolling

the four horsemen of the apocalypse 

This post activated my fight or flight response

“Lord it would be great to find a place we could escape sometime”

huh

Sneaky curry

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here

https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat

I….I need all of them

classics are like: you went so extremely hard with the misogyny that it turned into homoeroticism

Nobody:

The old lady from Freaky Friday:

I dunno about y’all but if I had the power to force difficult customers to switch bodies simply to cause problems on purpose I’d do it in a heartbeat too

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

STOP STARING AT ME, THIS IS DISCONCERTING AS FUCK

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

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legendary scamming right here

good for her

Oh my

Love to see it

are you a peach or cherry person ? ice coffee or ice tea ? sleeping in or waking up early ? lipstick or lipgloss person ? daydreamer or planner ?

me when i get raymond on my island by random chance and i hear about the people paying real money for him

the unexpected sequel