I really feel like t*ylor sw*ft is just supposed to be someone’s weird coworker who never really got over high school and who makes bad crafts that you have to politely pretend to be impressed by during the office white elephant, like she crochets a wonky blanket and everyone’s like “great another Taylor creation”

i can't believe this is real this sounds like it was pulled directly from the "i wanna have straight sex" tiktok

what the FUCK is this supposed to mean, Spotify ??????

Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

they should invent a past that doesn't beat inside me like a second heart

Trying to convince myself none of this matters so I don't literally go insane

New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat

glad to see those spreading the truth

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

did you just fucking have this

me: *is minding my own business, chillin*

my brain out of nowhere: 🎶 bum bum badadum poya bum padum bum bee! 🎵

literally this

you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

The strongest

losing the idgaf war badly (I want to be in love and to have someone be in love with me)

There are days that i have to listen to music every second i'm awake and conscious or ill kill myself

"how did you spend your April fools?"

Truth: "I got into a slap fight with 500 strangers"

love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on