I don’t think Megan Rapinoe is arrogant in the least. Confidence in a woman is always mistaken for arrogance! Confidence in a man it’s first bump time. Double Standard and I’m sick of it!

oh NO

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

You know Peter and MJ really are That Ship ™ when they got me reading straight fanfiction for the first time like ever lmao

Brad: Haha classic MJ, right? 

Me:

Mysterio: maybe if you were good enough, Tony would still be alive.

My feeling:

Spiderman who? I only know Night Monkey

Me watching most Marvel movies: I really like when they actually go into the real consequences of how painful or complicated being a superhero could be, it makes the characters feel real and human.

Me watching the Spiderman movies: STOP HURTING HIM! STOP HURTING MY BOY!!!

Peter Parker in the spiderman far from home post credit scene:

oliver fresh as fuck

Accordion cat

SLINKY BABEY

Hwats the gender neutral term for eboy and egirl

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

When that meal is sour Gummi worms black coffee and Mac donalds