pspspeas (come here)

wake up vro

Bothering the beast

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

@markscherz

Harold is a Ceratophrys cranwelli.

#i appreciate that you have a picture of a chonk frog#you learn the chonk frog is named harold#and then the curator of reptiles at the national history museum of denmark (seriously) weighs in at the bottom#to identify harold's species#you can't get this kind of content anywhere else

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

that feeling you get when you see a popular post from pre-2013 tumblr and you go on their blog and see that op is still posting regularly......hotel california ass website genuinely

Dan Hays Colorado Snow Effect 4 (with detail) 2007, oil on canvas

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

Zilvinas Kempinas artist from Lithuania (Via Yvon Lambert Gallery) Contemporary-Art-Blog

Jennifer Gennari, Oil on canvas

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

NEVER feel bad for doing jack shit. if you didn't get anything done today, that's wonderful. and I love you.