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manifesting griddlehark perfect lyctorhood

"you have mental illness" actually i don't, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

if you think about it there's no real reason for smith to be a more common surname than another standard job like cook. except that smiths fucked more. all those smiths in their forges with their big muscular arms all covered in sweat. i bet the medieval women were gagging for it.

we are the daughters of the bajas you couldnt blast...

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out

Andy Dixon - Expensive Painting (The Banquet), 2016 

103" X 66”, Acrylic & oil pastel on framed canvas

The Bacchae, American Repertory Theatre production, 1998

i think the worst thing ive ever done in my entire life was when i was 13 and on dA i replied with “zomg kira!!!! O.o” to someone informing me that their grandmother had a heart attack and died.

straight vampires are so unrealistic

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’” 

i jus got back from foolin around w this girl n she had her bed out in the middle of the got-damned nowhere, like not against a wall, not against any wall at all, just in the middle of th fucking room surrounded by this gauzy material shit on a hoop above the bed w some fairy lights all stuck on it for ~aesthetic~ and the whole fuckdamn time i kept thinkin HOW does this woman sleep like this?! monsters come getcha from any and all directions!! snatch u off the bed from the fuckin top, the sides, the bottom NO DIRECTION IS SAFE !! “you wanna stay the night babe?” NO!!! I DO NOT!!! i wanna live thru the night & not wake up to demons caressing my head from your unprotected bed space!! i feel cursed having just fucked on it..! got some dark interloper followin me home hopin i got the same shitty setup!! no sir!! 2 walls for this biché. 4 if i could get em. sleep in a fuckin box w a lil hole cut in it. i need protection!!! 0/10 setup. any type of translucent canopy over a bed is ASKING for a ghost to stand on the other side and watch u sleep. wake up to a hazy outline “o honey is that u?” NO ITS A DEMON. i cannot believe i suffered this tonight. the things i do for a beautiful girl honeSTLY

it means im afeared my pussy got ghosts now

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

I’m one of those girls that uses lotions and creams and body butters every single day bc I love being soft and delicately well scented & every time I put some one I think of that one line in Gone Girl where Amy’s husband is like “and all of her lotioning. it was so annoying.” And I rub the lotion into my body with more vigor. what a damn and mean loser.