A perfect tweet.

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One of the McFunny Bros asked “can shazam vote” on their podcast and now I think it would be funny if one of the other superheroes asked him if he voted and he’s like “oh no I’ve never voted” and they all give him shit for it like he’s some “I don’t care about politics” idiot but actually he’s just 14

Superman: It’s your civic duty, man, how can you expect to affect real change if you don’t even muster up the bare minimum effort to participate?

Batman: I mean yeah all politicians are crooked but some of them are clearly less crooked than others and its our responsibility to minimize that corruption in the system

Aquaman: Not to mention climate change, if I don’t vote for green candidates my house is going to boil over

Billy: coolcoolcool yeah I’m totally gonna sign up to vote next time I’m at the politics store, anyway do any of you guys play fortnite?

Aquaman: yeah

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

That’s it, that’s the tweet

I am -

WTF IM DEAD

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

TAYLOR WTFG

This is both amazing and profoundly irritating - the exact writing equivalent of that thing artists do - you know, how they’ll mess up anything that’s on expensive paper and planned in every single detail but get them doodling during a boring lesson and suddenly they’re Michel-bloody-angelo.

i’m angry because it’s true

I love battle couples ok.

Fighting side by side. Trusting each other completely. Trying to protect each other. Casual banter in the middle of a fight. Their teamwork. Sparring each other to keep their skills sharp. Getting uncontrollably angry if the other gets hurt. Kissing each other when they’re victorious.

I seriously have a thing for battle couples.

kissing each other when they are NOT victorious and things go south. giving themselves up to protect the other. complimenting each other on their work. patching each other up after. defending the other when they have a slip up and get into trouble with their potential superiors. being threatened and smirking cause “i wouldn’t have said that if i were you”  “you think i’m scared of you?” “oh no. but you should be of them!”- meaning their s/o.    BATTLE COUPLES.

Trading weapons in the middle of a fight just in case their preferred weapon is closer to the others, random couple things being mentioned, mentioning domestic business (for married couples), and many more.

BATTLE COUPLES.

i just want to thank tumblr personally because it’s the only place where i can unleash my gayness and be gayer, even the gayest with no restrictions

Leave it! It is over.

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive

more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay

post cancelled, i’ve been made aware of the fact that none of you messy bi bitches are capable of flirting in straight either

Correct.

Me: I’m not going to applaud men for basic courtesy

Chris Evans: 

Me: What a gentleman. No one has ever been as polite as Chris Evans. His mother raised such a respectable man. This is what we should all aspire to be. He deserves the world. There is nothing better than what he is doing right now.