you’re very special to me *gives you this*

take them i have plenty more

They are so shaped

one of the animals ever for sure

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

bad idea: A mouse cursor that's not just a simple floating pointer, it's a cat/dog paw... but it stretches all the way to an edge of the screen like it's a really long leg

it is literally the most fucked up thing in the world that fruit goes bad. you shoild be allowed to have a box of blackberries in the cupboard for 2 years and they are still fine to eat

I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

“why is this going around again” [it literally starts with audio from OJ Simpson’s trial] “oh yeah”

ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head

This was a really difficult cipher, Professor Van Helsing, I’m not surprised you had to diagram it out.

he smoked one of those cigarettes for each letter he figured out

Pranking wunk

free him

HE’S FREE

YES

YES

The snorlax is out!

I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me

Honestly we poke fun but it would be sad as hell to have to kill your sensei

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.

mwaaaah ! In these trying times.