Superman ain't savin' shit.

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

why have i been disgraced

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

theyre not used to being noticed…..

The only possible response

Everyone just GETS it

the DELIVERY

Shakespeare would write this

THAT’S THE BITCH FROM THE TAKING OUT THE TRASH VIDEO

That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me

Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!

@theunholyoutlaw

ˡᶦˢᴛᴇɴ ʸᵒᵘ ᴄʀᴜˢᵗᵃᴄᴇᴏᴜs cheapskate ˢᵠᵘᶦᵈᴡᴀʀᴅ’s ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᶦⁿ my house ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜɪʀᴇ ʜᶦᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴀ ˢᵗᵘᴘɪᴅ

Why did Mr Krabs shit out a wheel at the end

have you not seen the episode?

Oh right I forgot about the hit spongebob episode “Mr Krabs Shits Wheels”

world heritage post