when your and your opponents pokemon both use protect in the same turn
more guys should pull out their dicks and show me
everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him
Our contestants are giving a wide variety of answers today folks
best of the onion
This was too real
Scream this is iconic….
how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.
please google what an artichoke is
gay🎭irl
Holy shit that's so cool
Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience
This is now my favorite photo
THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE
Magic, bitches
It be like that
I know he ate a seal
Oh thank God a reputable profession
Son: Ay mum, will you pause that? You know the guy I'm talking to is 6'4? Can't wait to get my shit wrecked.
Mom: What?
Son: Can't wait to get my shit wrecked.
Mom: You're going to get your shit wrecked?
Son: Mhmm.
Mom: So you are a bottom...?
Son: Wait. Okay, I- That's just not what you're supposed to say!
Mom: What am I supposed to say?
Son: Don't- not that! Is this seat open? Can I sit here?
Mom: Are you about to video me?
Son: No! I'm not a bottom.
Mom: Bullshit.
Son: Is this legal?
Mom: Have you ever done anything for anybody else? No. You're a taker.