theyre fine theyre fine its fine

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

fucks sake

god dammit

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

S T O P

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

This spoke to my soul wth

I feel attacked.

hmmm

i hate this post yet it keeps coming back

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

#Konami #kojima #mgsv #deathstranding #videogames #metalgearsolid #normanreedus #hideokojima

im afraid

You’re gonna have to physically get into the game and fight alongside a naked Norman reedus for 4 real time months.

Remember how he wanted the floppy disc for Snatcher to be coated in a chemical that would smell like blood after being in your computer?  Remember how he wanted the disc for MGS2 to destroy itself once you get a single game over?  Whatever Kojima has thought of during the past three years will probably lead to at least one person losing their home to a structure fire.

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

Zankyou no Terror/Terror in Resonance BGM song-VON Yoko Kanno feat.Arnor Dan

Translation:

winter, summer, converging where things glow, there is hope all that heals has hope out of bonds of ice, she appears from a cold horizon, she inches herself forward where all seems set, all is quiet all is silent, hope is sparked while everything advances, flows forward comes into existence, then there’s hope she illuminates everything there is all that is and was and will be until she lies in deep sleep in the depths of the mountain halls where things glow, there is hope all that heals has hope out of bonds of ice, she appears from a cold horizon, she inches herself forward where all seems set, all is quiet all is silent, hope is sparked while everything advances, flows forward comes into existence, then there’s hope she melts everything there is all that is and was and will be until she lies in deep sleep in the dreams of the mountain halls in an eternal circle…

Idk what part of the internet the ppl making posts about how much English people don’t like the new pokemon memes have been hanging out in bc man I have never seen a bunch of English people get so jazzed so fast to just, utterly roast themselves

The first fucking thing I did before I even brushed my teeth yesterday morning was send my English friend this post

my friend send me this this morning and i laughed SO hard (we’re both english)

SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

WHeERE IS THE AUDIO????

Here you go.

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

There ya’ go, nerds