Americans: It's not reasonable to expect people to miss spending holidays with their families, even for a greater social good! Family comes first, always!

Retail workers, who have a time-off request blackout for all of November and December:

How we greet friends now

2020 mood

I changed my mind Reddit rules

Michael Schur really said co-worker AU, slow burn, friends to lovers, mutual pining huh

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point

“You don’t die with this!” 💀😂

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

some of yall never had to deal with seeing bullies come up to you to say “(Name) wanna ask you out” as a joke to humiliate their friend because nothing was as embarrassing and disgusting than imagining going out with you and it really shows

i cant believe single malt scotch reunited for a uhc and no one told me

i cant believe im drawing fanart for minecraft youtubers in the year 2017

the best things i’ve seen on the internet today

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

What is happening? 😂

LMAO He just said he does

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

The best fucking post on here

IT’S BACK

Thread was missing my fave part.

*ugly sobbing*

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon

for those who were not on here to experience this ridiculousness

Seriously. It caused so many memes.

Truly the greatest meme of our generation

I'm dying. I saw the original, but I've never seen any of the others. God bless you, Moon Moon.

MOON MOON WAS THE BEST

SHREK 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Conrad Vernon, Kelly Asbury