My humour

It’s that time of year.

I will reblog this every time I see it. What a voice, what acoustics, just amazing

um, excuse me

SOUND ON

Oh you don’t want the blind open? Then I’m opening two, bitch. What you gonna do about it?

The way he said “bastard” was like it was the cat’s name I’m crying who names a cat Bastard

some of yall really think politics is only about the presidency and it shows when you say shit like “i dont like biden so i wont vote” get a motherfucking vibe check and go vote blue so we dont have a conservative majorty supreme court for the next 30 years holy shit

wow there are really some of yall out here adding the absolute stupidest fucking comments onto this post huh!! the amount of people I’ve seen in the past day pull some shit out of their ass about “biden is just as bad as trump” is astounding tbh. 

firstly, the central points of this post are that you need to vote DOWN THE BALLOT because newsflash the presidency isn’t the only election and that voting biden does more than just him it also allows RBG to retire and gives us our first female vp and a progressive presidential cabinet. 

now for yall acting like biden and trump are the same im going to highly encourage you to do a few things. 1, go read biden’s policy platform. 2, go look at every politician and organization who has endorsed him… people like bernie and warren and obama… organizations like the congressional black caucus 3, turn on the news and go read up about how trump is sending in federal officers to brutalize peaceful protesters and how he threatened to send in the us military, and how he’s blocking the cdc now from collecting coronavirus data. 

does biden suck?? uhhh yeah no shit that really isnt news. am i happy that biden is the nominee?? FUCK no. but im not stupid ignorant or selfish enough to say some asinine shit like “oh well i dont like biden so you know what fuck it trump can stay” ???? what are yall planning to do exactly, storm the capitol?? redo our entire political system in the next 3 months???? oh my fucking god. this is the choice we have right now. biden or trump. that is your choice. im not asking you to like it but im asking you to pull your head out of your ass and understand that every single progressive politician and organization you support is begging you to vote biden because they understand that if trump is reelected we will NEVER have a chance at creating a better more progressive system. yall want to have a progressive president in 2024? 2028? then go vote for biden so we make it until then. oh my god. 

If trump wins the next election, we’re looking at a Conservative Supreme Court for potentially the rest of our lives.

We’re alreading removing the separations of Church and State through recent Supreme Court rulings. I want you to imagine future Conservative Supreme Court rulings on the following cases:

And that’s only the start of their list of demands. If they get those past, they’ll be back with even more extreme demands, and there will be no one left in a position to stop them.

So Trump has released a list of potential Supreme Court Justices.

A majority of those are Trump appointees. 

I am reblogging this again, for reference.

These are the people Trump announced to replace RBG, before she even passed away.

Now, these are the people being considered for the Supreme Court to make it a 7 - 2 breakdown. 

If Trump is re-elected, one of those people WILL take RBG’s seat. 

They will help lead a predominantly Conservative Supreme Court for decades to come. Some of them openly opposed LGBT and Reproductive Rights. 

I want to put below what AOC just posted on instagram today 9.19.20: 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFU6sUHn73X/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

“Voting for Joe Biden is not about whether you agree with him. It’s a vote to let our democracy live another day. That’s what this is about. We need to act in solidarity and protection for the most vulnerable people in our society, who have already experienced the violent repercussions of this administration. And the reason we need to do that is because yes, the political middle is willing to sacrifice immigrants; the political middle too often is willing to play both sides when someone dies to police violence. Absolutely. That’s why we need to show up. We need to show up, because if we don’t show up, those people don’t get protected. Because no one politician is the answer. No one president is the answer. YOU are the answer. Mass movements are the answer. Millions of people are the answer. I’m sorry to tell you, you’re not going back to brunch. We’re not going back to brunch. That’s not happening.”

I also would like to add some of the positions that Biden has taken which are ASSUREDLY NOT THE SAME AS TRUMP 

This is progressive, this is a start. No presidential candidate is perfect. Voting is about choosing the candidate that is closest to change you want to see. VOTE BLUE AND VOTE FOR BIDEN

Sources: https://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2020-53575474, https://joebiden.com/joes-vision/

she’s doing god’s work

Couple getting wholesomely weird when no one was watching (Source: https://ift.tt/2J6iIAV)

It be like that tho, never let down your guard 💪

AND NOW I WILL TOO

My soul is cleansed

to all my black friends, mutuals and followers on here:

Source: The Funniest Tweets of the Decade

God gave me the underrated gift of not being born into a english speaking country and the Idiot Me decided to become fluent in it and understand the things america people say and my quality of life been dwindling since

I am so sorry. 

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

Listen, I liked Sanders. But the Supreme Court is the only thing I care about right now.

If you vote for anyone that isn't the Democrat nominee, we are looking at a 7-2 right-wing SCOTUS. For how long? 30-40 YEARS.

RBG is 87. Breyer is 81. Chances of them making it to 2024 are not great.

For the record, I think this system is FUCKED and this isn't how SCOTUS composition should be decided, but it is how it is right now.

If you care about the rights of women, of minorities of any kind, you really need to vote for the democrat nominee. No third parties or write ins. No abstaining. And for crying out loud, no assuming that Trump won't win even if you don't vote. VOTE BLUE.

Joe Biden is chemo. Chemo sucks and sorta tries to kill you, but you take it because it kills your cancer faster.

The current state of affairs with regards to how the country’s being run? Cancer. 

Bernie Sanders would have been a surgery that cuts the tumor out without long-term damage, but from the looks of it we’re at the point where that’s not a viable option.

Not voting is essential oils: it smells nice and does nothing.

VOTE. Seriously.

If you want ANY of the issues you care about to get through the Supreme Court before you’re 60, VOTE. This election is about way more than just who is president for the next 4 years.

There will be a big difference between 4 more years of Trump with a 30+-year Republican Supreme Court supermajority versus 4 years of Bernie-backed Biden with a 5-4 split.

Do not let your apathy and frustration be weaponized against you. Think about who will actually benefit from you not voting. Really think about it.

watch until the very end

your url just makes it better

Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me

why is a fucking Cornetto commercial better than 80% of indie gay movies???

“TODAY ON ABC 7 NEWS: Jessica WhiteHorse was caught in a male’s bathroom giving head and getting dicked by several students .. We asked students And parents how they felt about the situation.. They started to spill the TEA” 😩😂😭💀

Y’all…. I just screamed on the top of my lungs

im the grandma