President Obama appreciation post
me: *holds doggy* doggy: *is hold*
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
HELP ME PATRICK, I AM IN SERIOUS NEED OF CASH!!!
pls
pls pat
We all need money pat
Turn Your Sound On !!!!
My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me
thsi is one of THE dumbest things i ever read on here
I’m gonna SCREAM
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a car accident wrote this post
Can I just say, quickly, that if I didn’t wear a seat belt when I got into my accident I’d be dead? That I saw a woman get thrown from her vehicle because she wasn’t wearing her’s and she died in front of me? That if my father wasn’t wearing one, he would’ve been the fourth victim killed in an accident when he was in college? Seat belts save lives. Sure, they can cut and hurt and be uncomfortable, but I’d much rather have a nonlethal injury than be dead. I’m sure that many many people will tell you they prefer that. Your friends who were hurt by seat belts probably thank their lucky stars that they didn’t die that day, sorry to say that that’s because a seat belt saved their life.
Movies I Love - Romeo & Juliet
I was just thinking about this masterful performance the other day
I have the remarkable ability to be both okay and not okay at the same time
LMAOOOOOO KILL ME!
me when i gotta help my secretive friends
she swear she killed it
me at 2pm on a tuesday
wjat the Fuck
when my boss asks me why I quit
Ummmmmm how is she alive
when he dont answer my text