casual existential despair

Obsessed with this title askfjdha

EN translation of the title from Italy: “Does the Covid 19 vaccine make you gay? You wish! Unfortunately, science does not work miracles.”

YOU WISH!

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

The teenager at my job is so funny, she jokingly asked how my break was after I came back from the bathroom and after I said "can't a bitch change their pad in peace?" She said "a real nine to fiver would get a hysterectomy." There was no hesitation, no gap between what I said and what she said

when u find a girl cover of a song and she didn’t change the pronouns to make it straight

Another dollhouse curio cabinet full of a tiny natural history collection. 35+ specimens. I didn't make the cabinet itself, just assembled arranged and secured the specimens.

endermen in bed what shall he dream

Spooky bliss!!! ☠🎃😸❤ Happy Halloween Everypawdy!!! 😸🎃☠❤ #thisishalloween #JTCatsby ❤

“are you afab or amab?” i am acrab. 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

assigned crustacean at birth

I lost it at this:

Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified

#id fuck him

new advanced pegrancy test that can tell whether you're pregnort, pregananant or even gregnant

We rollin

I give these to you as a joke gift. You slip them on, laughing. You stand in them, finding the inner sole of the shoe was false and your foot punches straight through onto the dice below. Roll for damage.

*anything with a suspicious red splotch or streak on a white background *

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drawn by s.b. sowbel in the lesbian issue of women: a journal of liberation vol. 5 no. 2, 1976