Worlds largest single firework shell
That’s not that bi-hoLY SHIT
i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills
it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out
amen!
Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings
Good reference material here.
brain: u gotta be… The Best™
me: ok so we’ll work hard then?
brain: no work… only Best.
*attempts to log into bank account*
To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”
types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”
*i view my account balance of $4.47*
When your grammar is correct but spell-check still gives you shit.
When another gay is hired at your job
When you’re the new gay who just got hired
When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job
When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager
When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.
When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.
When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time
when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap
breakfast
lunch
dinner
dessert
cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho
has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at
snack
Brunch
How a therapy session actually works ;)
alexa 1: why are u worried if im interested in someone else’s feelings or not???
alexa 2:
“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”
But it’s just as fast
Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.
Watching this was an ethereal experience
this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy
you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you
what do
Listen I know the whole tide pod thing was stupid and bad but I really, really need to share something with you all
What is it, thot
Being Gay And Stupid Ruined Oscar Wilde’s Life And By God It Is Going To Ruin Mine Too
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