i have been laughing about this all day

one review

Critics are going crazy for my local McDonald’s

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

baby girl i have attack patterns you couldn’t DREAM of memorizing

happy monday let’s get him bred. is this anything

next year's met gala theme is transmasc swag

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

THE KING HAS RETURNED

I would stand for the anthem if it was an acid house banger

former president of the united states, ronald rasengan

What has this gif been through. What is the caption supposed to say

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

Cock

Based on your likes!

trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.

hi

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THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT

im crying so hard