she took my empire of dirt in the divorce
ooh ahh dripchuck
I hope you know that your stuff genuinely brightens my day papa senshi and baby izutsumi is literally getting me thru it,,,, love your stuff,,, <3
I'm happy those sillies make you happy :)
Reblog to make it die faster
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
love to supervise activités which im nonetheless donot understand whotsoever
cat, I need your help in the kitchen
stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. pick one sports team you hate and blame them for everything
new batch of @incorrect-muppet-quotes
get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit
Yeah this'll fuel my will to live for a bit
i don't need to take this from some dumb bitch with no cutie mark
dearly loving this headline. Me
In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
This is funnier than anything I have ever said.
This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.
I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.
mr j’s fur looks so muscular…are you secretly super strong?!
It isn't a secret...train and fight
live fast die young bad girls do it well